Everyone is
trying To get to the bar The name of the bar The bar
is called Heaven The band in Heaven They play my
favorite song Play it once again Play it all night
long
Heaven Heaven is a place A place where
nothing Nothing ever happens
There is a party
Everyone is there Everyone will leave at exactly the
same time
It's hard to imagine How nothing at
all Could be so exciting Could be this much
fun
Ah Heaven...
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RUDY
BAKHTIAR FANS!! This is why you're here, and this is why it's
ironic.
> Susan and I
have been repulsed by Rudy Bakhtiar's strangely dissociated
and chilly vibe since we first saw her. "Why watch Headline
News at all?" you might ask. Indeed. Yet you find yourself
watching some of it even while flipping channels, and though I
pay even less attention to American mass media since 9/11 than
I did before, I still find myself on news stations, because
the rest of TV is just so bad. Just the few minutes a week of
Rudy's frightful visage is disturbing enough. Looks like we're
not the only ones.
WHY IS THAT WOMAN SMIRKING?
Watching Rudi Bakhtiar on CNN Headline News is like watching
a film with the wrong sound track. While we are as impressed
as she clearly is with her natural beauty and carefully
honed sultriness, Bakhtiar lacks only a fundamental
understanding of what the hell she is talking about. The
ill-placed smirks, flirts, and eyebrow quirks appear at
random, sometime accompanying the most dire reports. It
admittedly becomes hypnotic once you notice the
schizophrenic contrast between her face and her mouth, but
it doesn't seem to have much to do with news. [Sam
Smith in Undernews 4/4]
Now this
description reminds me of the unsettling dissociative
simulacra in Phil Dick books. I'm afraid we'll have to turn
pro soon, because all these Orwell and Dick phantoms and
McGuffins in real life are just getting a little too weird. .
.
This post is from April 8. Please note
I'm sure she's just a charming, heartfelt person when you get
to know her.
Perhaps, Converse
thought, as he managed the business of banknote-sized toilet
paper and washed his hands, perhaps the vague dissatisfaction
was a moral objection. Back across the air shaft, he secured
the rusty double locks and took another swallow of Scotch.
When Converse wrote thoughtful pieces for the small European
publications which employed him, he was always careful to
assume a standpoint from which moral objections could be
inferred. He knew the sort of people he was addressing and he
knew the sort of moral objections they found most satisfying.
Since his journey to Cambodia, he had experienced a certain
difficulty in responding to moral objections but it seemed to
him that he knew a good deal about them.
There were
moral objections to children being blown out of sleep to death
on a filthy street. And to their being burned to death by
jellied petroleum. There were moral objections to house
lizards being senselessly butchered by madmen. And moral
objections to people spending thier lives shooting
scag...
The last moral objection that Converse
experienced in the traditional manner had been his reaction to
the Great Elephant Zap of the previous year. That winter, the
Military Advisory Command, Vietnam, had decided that elephants
were enemy agents because the NVA used them to carry things,
and there had ensued a scene worthy of the Ramayana.
Many-armed, hundred-headed MACV had sent forth steel-bodied
flying insects to destroy his enemies, the elephants. All over
the country, whooping sweating gunners descended from the
cloud cover to stampede the herds and mow them down with
7.62-millimeter machine guns.
The Great Elephant Zap
had been too much and had disgusted everyone. Even the chopper
crews who remembered the day as one of insane exhiliration had
been somewhat appalled. There was a feeling that there were
limits.
And as for dope, Converse thought, and addicts
-- if the world is going to contain elephants pursued by
flying men, people are just naturally going to want to get
high.
So there, Converse thought, that's the way its
done. He had confronted a moral objection and overridden it.
He could deal with these matters as well as anyone.
But
the vague dissatisfaction remained and it was not loneliness
or a moral objection; it was, of course, fear. Fear was
extremely important to Converse; morally speaking it was the
basis of his life. It was the medium through which he
perceived his own soul, the formula through which he could
confirm his own existence. I am afraid, Converse reasoned,
therefore I am.
Ron
Charles' review
of the latest of 3 humorous critiques of self-help books,
Happiness® by Will Ferguson makes an essential point
about these writers -- after nodding approvingly at their
"Apocalypse Nice" satirical prose.
There's a surprisingly old-fashioned Puritanism
in these witty modern novels by Hornby, Shields, and
Ferguson. Each betrays a deep anxiety about the pursuit of
happiness, suggesting that it's necessarily humorless,
simpleminded, or fanatical. They take a kind of Calvinistic
offense at any radical devotion to self-improvement, as
though it violated their faith in Original Sin.
He
recommends Leif Enger's Peace Like a River as a
corrective, which I've heard good things about. [That should
be a "TM" instead of a ®, but couldn't find the code.]
An attempt to honour a dead baseball fan's last
wish went horribly wrong on Friday, forcing the evacuation
of Safeco Field, the home of the Seattle Mariners baseball
team, amid fears of a bio-terror attack.
A small private plane swooped low over the stadium
shortly after [10:00AM PT] and was seen dropping a package,
which exploded on impact spraying the area with a mystery
white powder.
Officials feared a terrorist attack, and evacuated the
stadium and nearby streets and offices.
But in reality the package contained the ashes of a
devout Mariners fan who had wanted his remains cast over the
field.
pootypootpootypootpootypoot
A small but determined group of anti-U.S.
demonstrators followed President Bush around St. Petersburg
on Saturday until its leaders were shoved into a van by
plainclothes security personnel and driven away.
A few hundred Communists, nationalists and
anti-globalization activists protested Bush's visit at
rallies in the center of the city. About two dozen people
followed Bush to St. Petersburg State University, where some
of them broke through a police line and were quickly
detained.
The small size of the protests contrasted starkly with
the situation in Berlin, where some 20,000 anti-war
demonstrators greeted Bush. Anti-U.S. views are
widespread in Russia, and the protests' organizers
attributed the small turnout to a lack of free-speech
traditions.
[...]
The police dragged protesters, including several who had
not attempted to cross the line, to an unmarked van, which
drove away. A man in plain clothes who identified himself as
an anti-organized crime officer said eight people had been
detained.
Earlier, about 200 demonstrators, mostly elderly
Communists, lined Nevsky Prospekt, the city's main
thoroughfare. They held banners reading "U.S. President
George Bush is terrorist No. 1 on Planet Earth" and "Bush:
Hands off Russia!"
A younger crowd of activists - including those who later
were detained at the university - rallied against what they
called U.S. ambitions of world domination and against
Russia's warm ties with the United States. [link]
Friday,
May 24, 2002
It was a small courtroom near the Pyrennees
that, in the last few days of 1997, put France's successful
new local currency on the map. Three locals, all of them
born and bred in the UK -- Sarah Two, Roger Evans and John
MacCullough -- were on trial in the local court in Foix, in
the rural Ariege departement, for what the prosecutor called
"working illegally".
It wasn't that they were illegal immigrants or anything
-- these are, after all, the days of the EU Single Market.
Their crime was to have been paid for work using a local
homegrown do-it-yourself money.
The men had repaired Sarah's roof, but they hadn't been
paid in francs -- the "acceptable" currency recognised by
the global economy. They had been paid with 2,000 "grains of
salt", the local currency organised by a growing movement in
France known as SEL, French for salt but also the acronym of
the Societe d'Echanges Local.
Maybe it was because Sarah Two was a member of the local
vegan collective that she enraged a local farmer -- though
she was also a flautist, drum-maker and former postmistress
from High Wycombe. Either way, he reported her to the
authorities and the three of them were soon facing a tough
sentence of up to 248 hours of community service.
"This kind of behaviour upsets traditional structures and
institutionalises a parallel economy," said the lawyer
representing an angry federation of local builders. "It is
destructive to our entire political and social system." [link]
Perhaps
we'll soon see alt.currencies in the US too?
"When I made a strip about people getting blown
up trying to retrieve food aid packages, it felt like a wave
of relief just swept through me, like I was finally looking
at the comic I had been searching for, or like I had summed
up all the pain and absurdity I had been feeling using these
three little stupid cartoon panels," Rees said. "It was a
powerful moment."
[...]
Rees says he started "Get Your War On" when he became
agitated by current events and, in the country's
criticism-is-unpatriotic climate, he couldn't find anyone
willing to joke about how bad the situation was getting.
{...]
In another strip, workers on a coffee break discuss the
president's motivations for launching a war. "How psyched is
George W. Bush to defeat Saddam Hussein for his dad?" a male
worker asks.
A female co-worker, brandishing a donut, responds: "I
wish I could do something like that for my dad! George H.W.
Bush is gonna be SO damn proud of his son! He'll probably
put Saddam's death certificate on the fridge! I was a C
student!"
After Sept. 11, as the news became grimmer, readers may
have noticed Rees' officeworkers growing progressively more
erratic. Allusions to alcohol and drug consumption peppered
the strip, limning the depressed, ennui-drenched state of a
"nation in crisis." When one officeworker asks another how
he's "enduring his freedom," his friend responds: "OK, I
guess. I drink myself into a stupor every night. I can't get
out of bed because I'm afraid of what I'll hear on the
radio. My daughter is still wetting her bed. And I'm
supposed to fly to Chicago for a meeting on Thursday."
"That's what I like to hear!" responds his interlocutor,
in a Prozac-induced haze.
Along with The
Onion's Sept 11th
issue, hands down the most trenchant/poignant satire since
The Event.
One of the interesting stories in this--and this
is one that a lot of progressives don't want to hear, but
it's the truth--is that John Ashcroft gave me a call and
said, what are your concerns? And I told him my concerns
about the computer stuff and sneak and peek searches. He
said, you know, I think you might be right. The White House
overruled him, which is a fundamental point here. Anyone who
wants to focus their fire on Ashcroft is missing the point.
This is the Bush Administration. Ashcroft is its
instrument.
What happened in the Senate was that even though the
Attorney General was going to allow these changes to make it
moderately better, the Administration insisted, and Daschle
went along with pushing this through. I finally got to offer
the amendments late at night, and I got up there and I made
my arguments. And a lot of Senators came around to me, who,
of course, voted for the bill, and said, you know, I think
you're right. Then Daschle comes out and says, I want you to
vote against this amendment and all the other Feingold
amendments; don't even consider the merits. This was one of
the most fundamental pieces of legislation relating to the
Bill of Rights in the history of our country! It was a low
point for me in terms of being a Democrat and somebody who
believes in civil liberties. [link]
Read this
tortured account of Bush and Schroeder greeting each
other. The two men so obviously are repelled by each other,
and uncomfortable with public contact in general.
...there is a welter of material that points to
the Bush Administration's obstruction and neglect of
important leads to link bin Laden to operations in the
United States. Moreover, in the months and weeks leading up
to 9/11 there were warnings and signs that some members of
the Administration and its national security apparatus were
anticipating something horrendous. In the aftermath of 9/11
the Bush Administration mobilized the war machine and
repressive legislation to promote policies that secured its
economic and ideological agenda. Thus, a more intriguing and
significant question is: in light of what the Bush
Administration gained from the fall-out of 9/11, how was
that gain embedded in the actions and inactions by the Bush
Administration prior to 9/11? To ask the question about the
reaping of political advantage from the tragedy of 9/11 need
not assume that there was a conspiracy by the Bush
Administration; merely that certain players acted out of
their personal interests at the expense of the safety and
security of the nation. [link]
Fran
Shor's brief toward an investigation of negligence and
personal interest on the Bush Administration's part re 9/11.
Twenty-nine million gallons of petroleum escapes
into North American ocean waters each year because of human
activities or carelessness, yet only a tiny fraction of that
environmentally devastating pollution is due to pipeline
ruptures or massive oil tanker spills.
Instead, nearly 85 percent of those spills of gasoline
and oil involve land-based runoffs from cars and trucks,
fuel dumping by commercial airplane pilots and emissions
from small boats and jet skis, according to a study released
today by the National Academies' National Research Council.
[link]
Is
this a blind for the oil industry, to make spills look less
damaging? I can't find much about the National Academies other
than they were originally funded by the gov't in
1863.
Another action that must be considered in the
cold hard light of day is Bush's behavior after 9/ 11. He
seized upon national fears, worked at intensifying them, and
immediately, without waiting for Congress or serious
discussions with other nations, called for an attack on
Afghanistan and a global war on terrorism. At the same time,
he worked through John Ashcroft with stunning swiftness to
dismantle civil liberties. These are not the actions of a
leader who wants to keep his nation calm, reassured, and
standing tall in its principles in the wake of tragedy. It
is the actions of an opportunist who knows, from watching
his father's presidency, that the window of opportunity for
consolidating his power will be narrow: Bush Sr.'s approval
rating high lasted only a few months).
Last, why would Bush admit to having been warned about
9/11 in the first place? In the corporate and political
world, this admission is a strategy that has been used over
and over by creeps who are guilty of huge crimes and know
the heat is on. By confessing to a lesser charge, they try
to draw the heat away from the main, more dangerous issue.
Ken Lay, the head of Anderson, and every criminal who has
ever copped or tried to cop a plea bargain have used this
ploy. If Bush were innocent of any complicity in 9/11, why
should he make ANY statement? It is always the guilty who
feel the need to make statements: "I am not a crook!" "I
never had sex with that woman!" Or how about that row of
tobacco industry CEO's who all swore that none of them knew
their product was harmful or
addictive?
This
article claims the photographer that died from anthrax in
Florida was the one who took the pics of Bush's daughters
being drunk. Anyone know? I'm not sure about shrub being
behind the bioattacks, which is her conclusion.
Alternet's
4-part
series by Stephen Pizzo on Godfather of the House Tom
DeLay -- who may soon take over Dick Armey's House Majority
Leader position.
Nothing like DeLay's laissez-faire policies have
been heard in Congress since the earliest days of America's
industrial revolution when robber baron industrialists saw
cheap labor as an indispensable ingredient for growth. A
financial journalist (who asked that his name not be used in
this report) described DeLay's free-market policies this
way:
"If there were a capitalist equivalent of the Taliban,
Tom DeLay would lead it. He has hijacked a kind of
Reaganesque free-market rhetoric to turn back the clock on
such laws as those protecting workers and the environment,
and those that require transparency in business dealing. His
policies have enriched and benefited a handful of powerful
corporate and political insiders who in turn, have fueled
his political machine."
Millions of words have been written over the last decade
detailing Tom DeLay's many controversial friends and
policies -- most recently his strong ties to Enron. But even
the most shocking of these revelations has failed to stop or
even slow his rise to power within his party and
Congress.
I remember him particularly from
Bill Moyers' show on the influence of lobbyists a few years
ago. Very scary individual.
ACLU president Nadine Strossen once described
Cato's creed as, "Turn right at money, turn left at sex, and
straight ahead is utopia." The fact that the Left and
libertarians share common ground is hardly news to Cato's
executive vice-president David Boaz. Hundreds of
dyed-in-wool lefties gathered to hear Boaz speak last month
at the annual convention of NORML (National Organization for
the Reform of Marijuana Laws) -- and no one was booing.
Boaz has been a board member of NORML for years, working
closely with progressive icons like Barbara Ehrenreich and
Keith Stroup. "We've known about these areas for some time,"
he says, rattling off a list of other issues, including free
speech, the rights of accused and immigration. Their "no
borders" position made Cato a natural ally for Latino and
immigrant rights groups, which worked together through the
90s to soften INS regulations.
But if Cato turns left on a lot more than just sex, it
doesn't make its swings to the right any less alarming. Its
blind devotion to the Market puts most religious fanatics to
shame. Libertarians have opposed virtually every piece of
environmental regulation, mercilessly attacked public
welfare, and are every multinational's best friend. "They
take a hyper-individualistic position," says Paul Ray,
author of the book "Cultural Creatives."
I
took that quiz last year testing your political hybrid and
turned up left/libertarian like a lot of people online. But
like everyone, since 9/11, I'm finding that I have to define
my political self more comprehensively than even hybrid labels
allow. I'm all for individual responsibility, but I don't
think you can call a society civilized if there isn't health
care for everyone, a truly livable wage (in the US, $13.50 to
start), and unless citizens have more power than -- and
oversight of -- corporations.
The
New Cola War US policy re Israel brings new cola
to Bahrain, whose government staunchly supports the US.
Counter
to US swag about Pim Fortuyn being LePenesque. I'd still like
to know more, but the reaction of the Dutch seems to support
Mr Curry's view. [via The
Boulder Inquisition]
A 10-year, $12 billion project to halt the
spread of deserts that threaten China's economic boom was
announced by the Beijing government, which called it the
largest such effort in history. Officials said 170,000
square miles would be planted in trees. Only 16 percent of
China remains forested, although that total includes fruit
orchards. Vast areas have been logged to meet the demand for
timber to help grow the economy, which has contributed to
droughts, flooding, erosion, and other ecological
damage.
China's environmental record is
horrendous. Hopefully they're finally getting the message --
before Beijing goes the way of the Uighur
capital.
Lavender,
thyme, rosemary and oregano are all members of the
mint family.
Didn't know that.
It's
perfectly acceptable to introduce people to your blue streak
and ironic tie collection after about Week 4 on the
job.Image
consultants --"a mix of Martha Stewart and Carl Jung" --
will eye your "hue family" and help you "forget about how you
look" for $80/hour.
Some of the Justice Department's most aggressive
tactics in its legal war against terror are getting knocked
down in court. Experts suggest that through recent court
decisions, the judiciary is recalibrating the balance
between government secrecy and individual rights ? a balance
set inthe massive federal investigation of the Sept. 11
attacks.
In recent weeks, judges have ordered the government to
release the names of those detained on immigration charges,
opened deportation hearings to the public, and ruled that
suspects can't be held as material witnesses during
grand-jury
investigations.
For
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The Spice Must Flow...
I did not say this. I am not
here.
Monday,
May 20, 2002
Even the
pro-Israeli DEBKAfile site
says a more open intelligence community in the US is better
than the tightly controlled and arrogant position now in
effect.
The lax response of which the Bush
administration is accused comes under the traditional
hands-off attitude of American presidents towards the hot
potato of intelligence and its ingrained habit of murkiness
and mystification.
This habit, traditionally exploited by internal enemies,
including al Qaeda?s secret helpers, no longer fits the
needs of the hour. A healthier openness is necessary to
fight global terror. Terrorism at home, in particular,
cannot be fought without public vigilance and the public
will not be vigilant if it is
uninformed.
Suicide bombs killing innocent citizens must be
unequivocally condemned; they are immoral acts, and their
perpetrators should be sent to jail. But they cannot be
compared to State terrorism carried out by the Israeli
Government. The former are individual acts of despair of a
people that sees no future, vastly ignored by an unfair and
distorted international public opinion. The latter are cold
and "rational" decisions of a State and a military apparatus
of occupation, well equipped, financed and backed by the
only superpower in the world.
Yet in the public debate, State terrorism and individual
suicide bombs are not even considered as comparable cases of
terrorism. The State terror and war crimes perpetrated by
the Israeli Government are legitimized as "self-defense",
while Arafat, even under siege, is demanded to arrest
"terrorists."